Unlike a lot of women I’m stoked to be getting older because life honestly just keeps getting better. I think it personally helps that I find older women incredibly attractive and so I’m not suffering under the illusion that my appearance will loose all it’s value with the onset of grey hairs and wrinkles. I love to see a woman with silver streaking her hair and I have a real fascination with naughty Nana’s. So even though I only have about five greys at the moment they are a source of pleasure for me and I have to stop other people from offering to pull them out. I can think of nothing more depressing than if it were true that your teens and twenties were the best years of your life! If that was the case for you then I recommend you live your life differently from here on in because it certainly doesn’t have to be true. I watched the movie Harold & Maude this week and Maude is everything I endeavour to be as I grow older it has inspired more excitement and curiosity for the next 50/60 years I’ve got on this planet. I even contemplated today just how damn epic it would be to make it compos mentis to a century! This makes me recall the century project by Frank Cordelle that a dear friend of mine shared with me a few years ago now. My favourite part of the photo collection is the older women and their bodies…I find a number of those ladies damn attractive too.

When I was 22 I set these ten things to achieve before I was 30 1) Go back and finish high school 2) Get into a good university and get a degree 3) Sky dive 4) Scuba dive 5) Get a driving license 6) Write a book 7) Get my book published 8)Quit smoking 9) get a sleeve tattoo 10) learn a language

I did not get them all done I haven’t yet finished writing a book or published it of course and I don’t have a driving license or a sleeve tattoo but I learnt two languages. So here is the new list I wrote when I was 30 for things to do by the time I’m 40

1) Start my own website 2) Get a driving license 3)Finish writing my first novel 4) Get novel published 5) Write a screenplay 6) Make an independent movie 7) Learn to sail 8)Buy a home that floats 9) Learn French and Spanish 10) Learn to play the violin and Harmonica

So I’m on course so far but I’m going to be a busy to get it all done, not that it bothers me because it damn sure sounds like fun doesn’t it?

A friend of a friend is doing the world a favour and taking spammers to task and making them pay.

Well the theme song the voices in my head picked out for this week was an appropriately modified Madness song. My version was “Welcome to the house of flu”. Everyone around me has been destroyed by a most hideous flu…and that is an understatement. Thankfully I have a miraculously strong constitution and I have dodged the flu bullet that slew my nearest and dearest despite being regularly smothered in their germs. It probably helps that I am obsessively self trained in nutrition and natural remedies. I have been playing nurse but on day ten and onto my second patient the nurse things has become…well…shitfully boring. My compassion and nuturing needs a reboot from my selfish fun seeking energy bank. So I spent the day editing Role Play(II) by Judy and René and discovering how fucking attractive I find Rihanna. I never paid much attention before but her S&M video makes me want to fuck someone’s brains out…Rihanna’s preferably, my own will do for now, but someone soon will be on the other end of this sexual energy and let there be lots of spanking, toe sucking, bondage, switchy play and arse fucking.

I have finally found a male that I really want to shoot with for www.liandradahl.com YAY!

This process has been particularly difficult and I have been especially choosey but all things going according to plan it will happen in February and be up on the site to see this month also. On a similar theme I have also been hunting down two bi-sexual men to shoot with for www.liandradahl.com and that seems also to be poised to come to fruition….double YAY!

Back in 2007 Mathew Newton’s conviction for stalking and beating Brooke Satchwell, his former girlfriend, was stricken from the record by an Australian judge in order to protect Matthew Newton’s acting career overseas. Mathew Newton pled guilty to beating Brooke Satchwell repeatedly with a closed fist whilst she begged him to stop. Friends of Newton appeared in court on his behalf and claimed Newton had the utmost respect for women, that he was a gentlemen and would be unlikely to do it again. So the judge let Newton off based on the celebrity status of the defendant and his character witnesses without conviction and without even a good behaviour bond.

Now to an intelligent person, as a judge is supposed to be, I would have thought the nature of Newton’s violent abuse of his partner, the severity with which he had punched Brooke repeatedly with severe bruising still showing a week later when she reported the attack and the subsequent stalking and harassment, and, of course, that Newton had stalked and harassed her since the violent incident indicated strongly that his friends were either lying for him about his respect for women or were gravely mistaken. Well I guess the Judge thought who needs to look at the ACTUAL EVIDENCE when your court room is full of celebs.

This sent a very clear message to Australia. That you can beat on a woman and still be considered a top bloke. That if your feeling low and suffering depression we all understand you need to take the edge off by physically bashing a woman…go on…consider her your punch bag…we understand…please don’t make a habit of it though. And we wonder why domestic violence rates are so high? Maybe because it is not appropriately punished by our legal system. Like the man in Victoria, Australia who, in 2006 had his murder charge reduced to manslaughter for premeditatedly chopping up his ex-wife and keeping her in the trunk of his car whilst he had dinner with their children because she had told him he was no good in bed compared with her new lover. Are you fucking kidding me? Okay she may be an insensitive bitch but that guy is clearly a psychopathic murderer.

Unsurprisingly Matthew Newton has done it again, several times. Most recently Matthew Newton was under an apprehended violence order for assaulting his fiance (now ex-fiance thankfully) Rachel Taylor which he has already breached. Funnily enough Newton has checked himself into a clinic for his very same depressive condition that got him off the hook last time the day after being arrested and charged. I can imagine the clinic is going to be part of the argument as to why he just can’t help beating his partners. It’s a shame he doesn’t check himself in when he feels the urge to punch the fuck out of women and not just when he has to face the consequences.

I can only hope that now Newton’s penchant for bashing woman has come to light once again women will not be foolish enough to date this fuckwit.

The first and foremost additions to my Squad are going to be gracing you with their presence over the coming months. These two are my two closest friends in the world Ophelia and Lolita. These two ladies are core squad members and you can be sure you will be getting to know them very well in no time at all.

It won’t be too much longer until these favourite femmes of mine will be chatting up a storm in the forum and completing their squad profiles. I can imagine they may have a tale or two to tell about me also…but I’m sure you are all beyond being shocked by my antics.

So we’re into February now and so far things are going well I’d say. However, now that I have a better idea of what it actually takes to run the site I anticipate that it won’t be until mid March that content is updated at the five times per week schedule that I am aiming for but even then I’m going to need peeps to be flexible as I do get sick on occasion and such and I have no one to cover for me. Though I’m sure I don’t need to remind anyone this isn’t a corporate run production machine this is just me and I hope you enjoy the honestly personal, interactive and more intimate touch that brings.

Good news is I had an email from Marigold who you may know from AW and she is heading over to Amsterdam to see her buddy Chloe B and is keen to shoot for www.liandradahl.com. YAY! YAY! TRIPPLE YAY! Marigold modelled for IFM, ISM, BA & AW after my time there so I’ve never had the opportunity to get to know her but I have heard many a thing or two about the young lady and so once again I’m really quite excited at the prospect. I believe the gorgeous gal has ALOT more tattoos now than she does in this image I found but that’s totally up my street and I have a penchant for beautiful badass inked up ladies so the future looks bright. Chloe’s shoot has been postponed this week to next week as she is a little under the weather and in the meantime I intend to take some extensive tutorials in final cut pro to make sure great content doesn’t get butchered by my editing process.

Li x